Fairest Princess Snow Erin White, Ch 6

Upstairs, Jessica opens the door holding her lantern. Raphael, Wander, Sylvia, Briar, Tanya, and Fluttershy peak their heads out. Roger, under Briar, pushed her hair away again to look. They all tip-toe inside the bedroom. They heard yawning and groaning as they look. They gasped to see the bedsheets up.

"Holly hockey plays." Tanya said.

"Gosh..." Fluttershy squealed.

"Gee, what a monster." Taya whispered.

"Covers three beds." Fluttershy said.

"Let's kill it before it wakes up." Sylvia said.

"But which end do we kill?" Wander asked.

Jessica, then the others shushed Wander. Jessica motions them which they tip-toed. Jessica went to the bed first. She motions the others to come. They tip-toe pass her and surrounded the bed. Raphael had his sais, Wander has his banjo, Sylvia has her fists, Fluttershy has a pan, Tanya has her puck gun, Briar has a pillow (not very useful), and Roger has his toon club. Jessica reaches for the bedsheets ready to reveal the 'monster'. She yanks the sheets and the others were about to use their weapons. But they stop to see Erin, peacefully sleeping.

Jessica smiles, "Well..."

"What is it?" Wander asked.

"Why, i-it's a toon girl!" Jessica respond. "A human-size toon girl."

Tanya and Fluttershy smiled at the sleeping Erin.

"She's mighty pretty." Tanya spoke.

"Oh, she's adorable. Just like an angel." Fluttershy said. "Well not like my bunny. But not in a bad way... what I mean is... the angels with the wings and halo." Fluttershy showed her wings and put her hooves over her head to show.

"Angel?" Raph asked. "Hah! She's a female! And all females are poison! And they're full of wicked wiles!"

The girls were offended as they stare at Raphael oddly or confused.

"Um... what are "wicked wiles"?" Fluttershy asked.

"I don't know, but it's true." Raphael said.

Jessica shushed him, "Not so loud. You'll wake her up."

"Aw, I'll let her wake up! She don't belong here anyhow and we don't need more females!" Raphael yelled.

Jessica shushed Raphael again. Too late, Erin turns around and tries to reach for her glasses. The others panicked.

"Look out!" Sylvia called. "She's moving."

"She's waking up!" Wander called.

"What do we do?" Tanya asked.

"Hide!" Jessica answered.

They all scrambled around before hiding by the end of the bed. Erin grabs her glasses and puts them on. She then stretches, yawning.

"Oh dear!" Erin groaned. She yawns talking, "I wonder if the children are..." Erin paused to see something coming up. Eyes peep through the end of the bed. Erin screams grabbig the covers. The Toon-Dwarfs panicked and ducked down. They poke their eyes back out. Erin saw them and realized they aren't really children.

"Why... Why, you're teenagers and grown-ups." Erin said.

The seven look at each other before they came up from their hiding to see Erin.

"How do you do?" Erin greeted, using a bow to "tip her hat".

The seven look at each other confused. They turn back to her.

"I said, "How do you do"?" Erin said.

"How do ya do what?" Raphael asked, crossing his arms.

"Oh, so you can talk. That's good!" Erin exclaimed. "Oh wait, now. Don't tell me who you are. Let me guess." Erin looks at each of them. She turns to Jessica and said, "I know, you're Jessica."

"Why, yes! Yes! That's true." Jessica answered.

"And you're..." Erin said, turning to Fluttershy. She then looks away, hiding in her hair. "You're Fluttershy."

"Oh... (squeals)." Fluttershy respond, shyly.

The others laugh as Erin turns to Briar who yawned.

"And, you?" Erin asked. Briar stops yawning as Erin continued. "You're Briar Beauty, daughter of Sleeping Beauty."

"How'd you guess?" Briar asked, laughing.

Erin turns to another, Tanya. "And you?"

Tanya was about to sneeze again. Raphael and Roger stops her by holding her beak.

"You're Tanya Vanderflock." Erin said.

Tanya sighs as they let go of her beak. "Achoo!" Tanya sneezed. The Toon-Dwarfs and Erin laughed.

"Yes, and you must be..." Erin asked Wander.

"Wander, little lady. That's me." Wander greeted, holding his hat up. "And this is Roger Rabbit."

"Hello!" Roger greeted.

"And this is my best pal and steed, Sylvia." Wander called, pulling Sylvia close.

"Hey girlfriend." Sylvia greeted.

"You mean she's your nobel steed?" Erin asked.

"Well... I don't know about nobel. But at least somebody noticed I am." Sylvia said, proudfully.

"And you say I show off." Wander said.

They laughed again as Erin turns to the last one: Raphael. He noticed and glares at her, crossing his arms.

Erin spoke with a deep voice, "Oh, you must be wrathfull-ael."

The Toon-Dwarfs laugh as Jessica said, "That's true!"

Raphael got embarrassed before scoffing, "We know who we are. Ask her who she is and what she's doing here!"

"Uh, yeah." Jessica nodded. She turns to Erin acting furious. "Who are you and what are doing here?" She shook her head and spoke politely. "Uh, who are you, ma'am?"

"Oh, how silly of me not introducing myself. I'm Snow Erin White." Erin respond.

"Snow Erin White?" Sylvia asked.

"The Princess?" The Seven Toon-Dwarfs asked in surprise.

"Yes. But my friends call me Erin or Snow." Erin respond.

"Uh, how come Erin in the middle of Snow White?" Fluttershy asked.

"Well, dad said he likes that name. It was that or I'd be called Mercédès." Erin respond.

There was a small pause before Fluttershy respond, "Snow Erin White it is."

"Well, fair princess. We're honored and we're uh..." Jessica said.

"Mad as hornets!" Raphael called.

""Mad as hornets"!" Jessica respond. She then realized and said, "No, no, we're not. We not... Oh, what was I saying!"

"Just standing there like an idiot!" Raphael yelled.

"I am not an idiot, red eyes!" Jessica snapped.

"Aw, shut up and tell her to get out!" Raphael yelled.

"Please, don't send me away." Erin begged. "If you do, he'll kill me."

"Kill yah?" Tanya asked.

"Who will?" Briar asked.

"Yeah, who?" Wander asked.

"My stepbrother, Mal the Malevolent One." Erin answered.

"MAL!!!" Jessica, Sylvia, Tanya, Roger, Wander, and Raphael asked.

Briar and Fluttershy scream in terror.

"He's wicked." Fluttershy squealed.

"He's bad." Wander said.

"He's a big meaner!" Tanya pointed out.

"He's a bad news of a juvie deliquent!" Sylvia called.

"He's like an old warlock!" Raphael snapped. "I'm warning you! If Mal finds her here, he'll swoop down... and wreak his vengeance on us! He'll knock our heads clean off with whatever he can find!"

Erin, laughing a bit, said shrugging, "But he doesn't know where I am."

"He don't, huh?" Raphael asked. "He knows everything." He went to Jessica. "He's full of black magic. He can even make himself invisible. Pfft!" Raphael clapped his hands at Jessica scaring her. "Might be in this room right now."

Wander and Roger gasp and looks around the room. Roger looks in Wander's hat but Sylvia pulls him away.

"Oh, he'll never find me here. And besides it doesn't take magic to know he's a bad guy." Erin said before turning to the audience. "Believe me, I know. I talked to a few." She turns back to the others. "And if you let me stay, I'll keep house for you. I'll wash and dust and sweep and cook and..."

"Cook?!" They all asked in unison surprising Erin.

"Can ya make apple pumpkins?" Jessica asked.

"Apple dumplings!" Raphael and Briar corrected.

"Oh right, apple dumplings." Jessica said.

"Yeah, also chocolate pudding and cherry pie..." Erin continued.

"Cherry pie? Hurray! She stays!" They cheered.

"Hold on, can you also make Slarnack's Deli Jellyfish Pie?" Sylvia asked. "Without Slarnack's Deli part."

"Jellyfish pie?" Erin asked.

The seven Toon-Dwarfs started gagging in disgust. Wander points inside his mouth in disgust. Erin was confued until Sylvia gave her an ingredient list. Erin takes it and reads the ingredients. Erin lowers the paper down and looks disgust.

"Uh... I'll think about it." Erin said, putting it in her dress pocket.

"Good, then you stay only because we're helping a sister out." Sylvia smirked.

Raphael, on the other hand, oppose the idea.

"Wait a minute, you crazy fools!" Raphael snapped. "You're gonna lose your heads over cherry pie and jellyfish pie?"

They all shook their heads at him. Raphael then turns to Jessica.

"I say she goes!" Raphael snapped.

"I say she stays!" Jessica respond.

"I say she goes!"

"She stays!"

"Goes!"

"Stays!"

"Goes!"

"Stays!"

"Goes!"

"Stays!"

"Goes!"

"Stays!"

The two stopped when they went each other's face and fell over.

"Oh you're a Wonderlandian weirdo girl!" Raphael respond.

"Who you calling weirdo?!" Jessica snapped.

"You you... weirdo Wonderandian." Raphael growls in frustration. "Oh you got my words mixed up!"

Raphael grabbed Jessica's hairbow, yanks it up, and smacks it back on her head. In anger, she yelled, "I say she STAYS!" With that she smacks his headband which twirled around. He stops it and adjusted it back. He then noticed Jessica making fight moves.

"Oh you want a fight? I'll give yah one." Raphael said going to Jessica.

Raphael got on top of Jessica and the two fight. The girls, Roger, and Wander try to break up the fight but got into it. They continued fighting each other, upsetting Erin. She grabs her shoes and took it off.

"Stop!" Erin yelled, tossing her shoes at them making them stop. "Please stop!"

The eight stop and panted in exhaustion. Erin grabs her shoes, putting them back on.

"Don't let me break up your happy home." Erin said. "I'll go."

Erin walks away holding her skirt. The dwarfs and Sylvia watched unhappy. Raphael, on the other hand, was thrilled.

"Good ridance!" Raphael snapped.

"I'm not scared... of the dark woods at night." Erin said. "And the goblins or the dinosaurs or the monsters!"

"The goblins!" They gasped.

"Think of the ghosts!" Jessica pointed.

"The demons!" Wander cried.

"The spooks!" Briar called.

"The dinosaurs!" Tanya said.

"Yes, but think of our cherry pie." Fluttershy pointed out.

Raphael wasn't fazed as he glares.

"Yeah, our cherry pie!" They all said in unison.

"It'll taste mighty good." Jessica said.

"The crust  has extra parts." Tanya pointed out.

"Melt in your mouth like cotton candy!" Fluttershy pointed out.

Raphael pondered, "Well... she can stay until we get our cherry pie." he said.

The Toon-Dwarfs cheered happily.

"Then she goes!" He finishes making them frown.

Hearing that Erin smiles big and goes to them, shaking each of their hands.

"OH!" Erin called. "Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou (deep male voice) THANK YOU!!!" She the kisses each of their feet before getting up. "I promise I'll make you the best..." Erin gasped remembering something.

Downstairs, the pot was bubbling. Erin rushed down the stairs. She ran across the room until she stops at the pot. She grabs a mittin and opens the lid. She picks up a spoon and stirs inside before picking some of the soup up. She blows on it before stirring it again. She then looks up stairs after tasting it. The Toon-Dwarfs poke their heads from the room as Roger poke his head through the rail. They smelled the soup cooking before sighing.

"Soup!" They exclaimed.

They cheered and ran down the stairs to eat. Roger tries to join but his head was stuck. Chattering, they all ran down the stairs, got to the table, and got plates and bread. Roger finally got his head out the rail and ran downstairs. He went to his chair but fell over. Roger got on it and all of them were about to eat the bread.

"Uh-uh-uh, just a minute there!" Erin called.

They all turned to Erin confused.

"Supper's not quite ready. You'll have time to wash." Erin said.

"Wash?" They all asked in unison.

They muttered, asking each other about it.

Raphael groans, "I shoulda known there was a catch to it!" He tossed his spoon and crossed his arms.

"Why wash?" Fluttershy asked.

"What for?" Sylvia asked.

"We ain't going nowhere." Wander said.

"And it's not New Year's Eve either." Jessica pointed out.

They all shook their heads agreeing with Jessica. Erin was putting in chunks of meat in the soup. She turns to them and asked, "Perhaps you have washed."

"Perhaps we..." Jessica pondered. "Yes, yes we have."

"But when?" asked Erin eyeing on them, putting her hands on her hips.

"When?" Jessica asked. "Uh, when... Last wee. No, month. No, I mean year. No I meant recently."

She smiled and the others nodded agreeing with her. They all turned to her to answer.

"Yes, recently!" They all respond in unison.

"Oh, recently!" Erin nodded.

They all nodded to her with smiles.

"Let me see your hands and hooves." Erin ordered.

They all eye widen at that. They hide their hands behind their backs while Fluttershy pull her hooves to her body. They backed up to the wall while Fluttershy flew backwards. Erin walks up to them, supiciously.

"I said let me see your hands and hooves." Erin said.

They stop with their hands still behind their backs. Jessica pulls her hands out looking at them. She held her hands out for Erin to see. They were both covered in dirt. She smiles sheephisly at Erin.

"Why, Jessica, I'm so surprised." Erin scold.

Jessica looks at her hands and quickly hides them, chuckling nervously. Fluttershy still hides her hooves under her body.

"Come on, Fluttershy, let's see them." Erin ordered.

"All four of them?" She asked shyly.

"Just the ones in the front." Erin respond.

Fluttershy held her hooves up and they were covered in dirt.

"Oh, Fluttershy," Erin gasped making Fluttershy hide her hooves and her face in her hair, embarrassed. "My, my, my!"

Erin turned to Tanya who held her hands out.

"And you?" Erin asked. She saw Tanya's dirty and oil covered hands. She clicks her tongue in disappointment. "Sylvia?" Sylvia groans and showed her hands which were flithy. Erin clicks her tongue again in disappointment.

Wander tries rubbing his hands behin him. He held his hands out only they were still dirty. Erin gasped in shocked.

"Worse than I thought." Erin exclaimed.

Roger held his hands up but his gloves came back on him. Erin gasped seeing the dirt before turning to Briar. Briar held her hands sleepily, they were dirty too.

Erin gasped, "How shocking!"

Erin clicks her tongue, Briar fully woke up seeing her dirty hands. She quickly hides them and smiles sheepishly. Raphael looks at his hands which were dirty.

"Sweet mother of coco puffs, this will never do." Erin said. "And honestly, girls. I thought you girls knew better about hygiene."

Raphael just put his hand back in his cross arm, ignoring it.

"March straight outside and wash," Erin ordered pointing outside. "or you'll not get a bite to eat."

The Toon-Dwarfs gasped before turning to Jessica. She motions her head to outside. With their hands behind their back, they march off to outside. Roger follows with his gloved hands out still. Roger took his gloves off and put them in his overall pocket. Raphael watches his fellow Toon-Dwarfs to go wash. They all turned to Erin before walking outside. Roger, looking at Erin, walked behind the door and smacks into something with a clattering noise off-screen. Roger comes out from behind the door and walks in the room in a silly way.

Raphael, still arms crossed, stayed behind scoffing it off. He turns around only to see Erin. He glares at her annoying and grumpily.

"Well?" Erin asked. "Aren't you going to wash?"

Rapahel turns away from Erin, ignoring her.

"What's the matter? Blaze the Cat got your tongue." Erin asked.

Rapahel eye widen at that. He turns to Erin and sticks his tongue out at her. She startled but she smiled, giggling. Raphael marched away from her. He held his head up, unknowingly hitting the door. This made Erin laugh before saying, "Uh-oh. Did you hurt yourself?"

Rpahael flipped his bandana before they went back in his face.

"Hmph!" He scoff before marching away.

He closes the door with a slam behind him. He jumps up onto a barrel to sit. He pulls out his sai and a piece of wood. He carves something, minding his own business.

"Heh! Girls!" Raphael scoff.

"Courage, everyone, courage!" Jessica called.

The Toon-Dwarfs went up to a tub full of water.

"Don't be nervous." Jessica said.

Wander splashes his finger in the water.

"Hoo-wee, it's wet!" Wander exclaimed.

Tanya touches it and shivers.

"And it's cold too." Tanya pointed out.

"We ain't gonna do it, are we?" Sylvia asked.

"Well, it'll please the Princess." Jessica said. "And she's our new friend."

"I'll take it a chance for her." Waner exclaimed. "After all, it's always a nice thing to please people then helpin' people!"

"Me too!" Fluttershy, Roger, Tanya, and Briar said in unison.

"Alright, and besides we're helping and pleasing a sister out." Sylvia said with a smile.

Raphael scoff, rolling his eyes as he stops carving.

"Her wiles are beginnin' to work." Raphael said. "But I'm warning all of you, give them a bit, and they'll walk all over you like a bad itch!"

They all stared at Raphael offended.

"Uh, Raph, we're all girls except you, Roge, and Wander here." Sylvia reminded him.

"Trust me, it works on you girls as much as boys." Raphael said.

"Don't listen to that ole tortoise!" Jessica snapped. "Come on, guys."

"How hard do you scrub?" Tanya asked.

"Will our hair and clothes shrink?" Briar asked in worried.

"In the tub?" Wander asked.

"Do you have to wash where it doesn't show?" Fluttershy asked.

"No, no, no, no, don't get all excited. I'll show you what we're going to do." Jessica directed them.

Jessica begins to sing and motions what to do.

Jessica: Step up to the tub
It ain't no disgrace
Just pull up your sleeves
And get 'em in place
Then scoop up the water
And rub it on your face
And go blud-dle-ud-dle-ud-dle
Ud-dle-um-dum

The girls pulled their hair in ponytails while Wander took his hat off and Sylvia took her reins out of her mouth to get ready. The Toon-Dwarfs grabbed a bar of soap, put it in the water, and lather it up before putting the soap on their face. They pick up water in their palms.

Pick up the soap
Now don't try to bluff
Work up a lather
An' when ya got enough
Get your hands full of water
Ya snort and ya snuff
All: And go blud-dle-ud-dle-ud-dle
Ud-dle-um-dum

They repeat the same thing, washing their faces. As Briar washed her face and hands, a Ledian flew by. It went on the soap and washed itself before a bubble popped on it. Jessica washed her face too splattering water on her.

Ya douse and douse
Ya scrub and scrub
Ya sputter and splash all over the tub
You may be cold and wet when your done
But ya gotta admit it's good clean fun
So splash all ya like
It ain't any trick
As soon as your through
You'll feel mighty slick

Raphael was annoyed by all of this and sang.

Raphael: Bunch of old nanny goats
Ya make me sick, goin
blud-dle-ud-dlu-ud-dle-ud-dle-um-dum

Jessica was now scrubbing the girls hair with a brush. She scrubbed Wander's head before going to Roger. Roger tries to avoid it as Jessica reaches for him. She spanked him into the tub making him splatter. She scrubs his behind instead.

Raphael sighed and said, "Next thing you know, she'll be tyin' Wander and Roger's fur into pink ribbon and spraying stuff called... perfume." He then spits on the ground.

Wander pushed the soap off his face. He shook his head, splashing water at Jessica. She glares at him in annoyance. Roger smacked his head to get water out of his head. He thn shakes his head making him wobbly. He had an idea as he put his finger in his mouth and blows, making water come out of his ear. Tanya was looking for something to wash, she grabs Fluttershy's tail to wipe herself. Fluttershy noticed before Briar grabbed her mane and wiped herself.

"Oh my!" Fluttershy squeaked.

"Oh what a fine bunch of girlies you turned out to be. Especially you, Wander, Sylvia, and Roger." Raphael said.

Jessica put Sylvia's reins in her mouth while Sylvia straighten Jessica's bow. Hearing what Raph said, they turned to him.

"I'd like to see anybody try to give me a bath, if I didn't wanna." Raphael told them.

The two girls glared at him. They turned to each other, smirking evilly. They cleared their throats and motions the others. They formed a circle and Jessica and Sylvia whispered to them. Wander peeps up and chuckles before going down. Roger looks up too only for Sylvia to push his head back down.

Once they finish, Jessica and Sylvia winks at them. Jessica and Sylvia put their hands behind their backs and whistles the song. Wander, Briar, Tanya, and Fluttershy did the same thing. Roger noticed and did the same thing too. Raphael was now doing nothing as the girls, Wander, and Roger went around him, whistling. He noticed he was surrounded.

"Get him!" Jessica called.

They all tackled on him, braking the barrel. They now carried Raphael as he stuggles.

"Hey! Let go of me!" Raphael yelled.

"Get him over to the tub! Get him over to the tub!" Jessica called.

"Get off of me, you idiots!" Raphael yelled.

"Get him over to the tub! Hold onto him!" Jessica ordered.

They hold Raphael over the tub.

"Get him over to the tub! The tub, the tub!" Jessica called.

Roger pushed Tanya to push Raphael in.

"Don't get excited! Don't-!" Jessica got cut when Roger flew into when Raphael kicked Tanya. They slide across the floor. They stop with Roger hugging Jessica, bridal style. Jessica saw him smiling at her. She pushed him off of him. "Get the soap!"

"Oh yes, sure!" Roger nodded excitedly.

He got up and ran off. He saw the soap and ran back to pick it up. He runs over to give the soap but it slipped out of his hand.

"Steady, guys!" Jessica ordered.

Roger grabs the soap but it slipped out of his hands. Every time he catches it, it slips out of his hands. It hit his head and went on the ground. Roger shook his head and turned to see the soap. He glares at it and crawls towards it.

"I gotcha now..." Roger smirked. Shaking his tail, he pounces on it. It slipped, hitting Jessica's behind and it bounced into Roger's mouth. He got up to looked around for the soap. He hiccups which soap bubbles came out of his mouth. He went under himself to look around. He hiccups bubbles again making him fall on his behind.

"Wait!" Roger said. He felt his tummy, wondering if the soap's inside him. "Is the soap inside me?" He hiccups bubbles again, falling over. "That explains the bubbling hiccups." He said before hiccups bubbles again.

The Toon-Dwarfs were giving Raphael a bath, laughing. They scrub his head, mouth, and shell while Jessica pours water on him.

Jessica: Now scrub good and hard
It can't be denied
That he'll look mighty cute
As soon as he's dried

Raphael was covered in soap as the girls and Wander sang. They then dunk him in water.

Toon-Dwarfs: Well it's good for the soul
And it's good for the hide
To go-
Raphael: Bud-dle-ud-dle-ud-dle
Ud-dle-um-dum

Roger keeps hiccuping bubbles. He then held his mouth to stop. His face turned red and his ears twirled upward. He hiccups really loud making him go up. He fell down onto the ground.with his head in his overalls. He hiccups again and one more bubble pop out. He poked his eye out to look.

The girls were now putting ribbons and bedazzles on him.

"Ain't he sweet?" Jessica asked.

Tanya smells him and said, "Smells like a... petunia!"

"He sure is cute." Wander said, putting a flower crown on him.

They all laughed as Sylvia took a picture of him.

"You all will pay for this! Yah here? Pay!" Raphael yelled.

In the kitchen, "Dinner!" Erin called banging the pot with her spoon.

Jessica heard before turning to the others.

"Dinner!" Jessica told them.

"Food! HORRAY!" The Toon-Dwarfs cheered dropping Raphael in the tub.

"Blud-dle-ud-dle-ud-dle!" Raphael called. He came out of the tub with flowers around his neck. He scoff, "Hum!" angrily before the scene blacks out.